You're probably gonna find this hard to believe, but I was sort of weird when I was a kid." Salvatore "Sally" Sweet

It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive." "Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car.

When people ask what you do, tell them you're a writer. Put yourself on the line. Make a commitment.

Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early." -Ranger

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded.

How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.