Since I write in first person and have no idea what goes on in men's heads.

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.

Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamster’s cage was clean, I’d be happy to oblige.

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight." [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?" "Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home." I could feel the heat rush to my face. Ranger gave me the wolf smile. "I lied about it being tonight," he said.

The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli

No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge.