I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?
Janet EvanovichYou're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli
Janet EvanovichWhen people ask what you do, tell them you're a writer. Put yourself on the line. Make a commitment.
Janet EvanovichI knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that's an intellectual fact. And death cooties are an emotional reality.
Janet Evanovich