Since I write in first person and have no idea what goes on in men's heads.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

I take in a lot of stuff from real life, movies, television, news and it all gets mixed in my head and somehow turns into a story idea.

You're probably gonna find this hard to believe, but I was sort of weird when I was a kid." Salvatore "Sally" Sweet

I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.

God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.

About that proposal, cupcake..." Morelli