You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli
Janet EvanovichAre you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?
Janet EvanovichI mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.
Janet EvanovichI wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.
Janet Evanovich