Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.

Since I write in first person and have no idea what goes on in men's heads.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget

He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in stone and he wasn't about to be impressed with some upstart of a toaster salesman who drove a Bonneville.

I wasnt always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom.