Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

I'm for sure a workaholic. I'm a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects.

It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away.

Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger

If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.

Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early." -Ranger

Amen" Lula said and she made the sign of the cross. "I thought you were Baptist." "Yeah, but we don't got any hand signals for an occasion like this.