Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.

This is war,' I yelled through the door. Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war.

I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.

I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.

I'm for sure a workaholic. I'm a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects.

Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli