[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.

I hate mornings. They start so early.

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said. Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please." I wasn't used to it either. But I liked it. Okay," I said. "Be careful. He's insane.

You don't even need to go to college no more because you could learn how to do everything on YouTube.

Your on your on with this one babe." "Coward." "Calling me names isn't going to get me in there." -Ranger and Stephanie