I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

If anything happened to you, I'd be so destroyed they'd have to strap me to a bed and feed me through a tube. After five or six years, I might be capable of taking care of Rex. In the interim, you should assign a guardian.

I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.

Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?' That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying pizza out there, and it's got Brenda's name on it.

I almost never shoot people.

I've finally reached a stage in my career where I can do what I want.