Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.
I take in a lot of stuff from real life, movies, television, news and it all gets mixed in my head and somehow turns into a story idea.
Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.
You fainted," I told Tank. "I did not," Tank said. "That's a lie.
My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.
I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.