I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.

You owe me!" -Stephanie "Why do I owe you?" -Joe "I caught your no good cousin." -Stephanie "Yeah and in the process you burned down a funeral home, and damaged thousands of dollars of government property." -Joe "Well if you are going to be picky about it...." -Stephanie

Am I to assume you would rather not have us as clients?"
 "Let me think about that for a nanosecond," Dickie said. "Yes! Last time you were in my office you tried to kill me."
 "That's an exaggeration. Maim you, yes. Kill you, probably not."


I'm so busy writing and editing two books a year that I don't have time for painting anymore.