When I was painting, I was painting stories I was telling myself. When I look back at it, moving to writing was a very natural progression for me.
Janet EvanovichI'd slept with Ranger! Not sexually, of course. But I'd been in his bed. And then there was the evil shower gel. "It was all because of the shower gel," I said. Morelli's eyes narrowed. "Shower gel?" I made a major effort not to sigh. "Long story. You probably don't want to hear it.
Janet EvanovichI was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness. โI was at my desk, and Mickey told me I had to come out to take a look,โ Morelli said. โItโs floor,โ I told him. โI can see that. If we add some milk and eggs, we can turn you into a cake.
Janet EvanovichHowie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.
Janet EvanovichI'm for sure a workaholic. I'm a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects.
Janet EvanovichThatโs nice of you, but itโs not necessary to loan me a car.โ โI loan you cars all the time.โ โAnd I almost always destroy them or lose them. I have terrible luck with cars.โ โWorking at Rangeman is a high-stress job, and youโre one of our few sources of comic relief. I give you a car and my men start a pool on how long it will take you to trash it. Youโre a line item in my budget under entertainment.
Janet Evanovich