Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that's some kind of record.
Janet EvanovichI'm sorry about your Porsche." "I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful." I was just sitting in your car!" Babe, you're a magnet for disaster.
Janet EvanovichThinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum
Janet EvanovichI think money isn't any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks.
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