Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. โ Lula
Janet EvanovichTurns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.
Janet EvanovichDo you have someone watching her house?โ (Stephanie) โThat kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. Weโre so underbudgeted weโre one step away from holding bake sales to pay for toilet paper. (Morelli)
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