Any intelligent woman would have made a dignified retreat, but this was New Jersey, where dignity always runs a poor second to the pleasure of getting in someone's face.

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

With the exception of dessert, food is food.

There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli

Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.

Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way.