If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.

Thats what her cars do," Lula said. "They explode. But I gotta tell you this was the best. This here's the first time she exploded a garbage truck. One time her truck got hit with an antitank missile. That wasn't bad either, but it couldn't compare to this.

There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger

At the other end of the room, Grandma had the lid up on Larry Lipinski. She was standing one foot on a folding chair, one foot on the edge of the casket, and she was taking pictures with a disposable camera.

I always know it's Sunday because I wake up feeling apologetic. That's one of the cool things about being a Catholic . . . it's a multifaceted experience. If you lose the faith, chances are you'll keep the guilt, so it isn't as if you've been skunked altogether.

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.

Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.