Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. 'You're the big bad wolf.' There are some similarities.

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum

You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.

I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother.

Bullets are creepy." Stephenie

And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case.

I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.