And then it gets so hot that they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. It gives me the runs." Mr. Landowsky

My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think

You could be the Mega Mage of wizards. You could rule Minionfire. Do you really think so?' Yeah, but you'd have to make a deal with the wood elves.' I don't like the wood elves.' They're okay. They're misunderstood.

I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a little bit better about themselves and the people in their lives.

I almost never shoot people.

It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.