Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords on my neck standing out? Am I waving my arms around?" "No." "The were not fighting.

Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion

Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.

He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. "I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you," Ranger said. "I found it in the cookie jar." "Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar." "Name one." "Rockford." Ranger grinned. "I stand corrected.

Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.