I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.

I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.

One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger

I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy

I wasnt always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom.

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion