And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.

I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I could live with all those failings as long as I knew that once in a while I looked really hot.

Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle of the night," I said. Ranger smiled. "I didn't want to miss seeing you chained up naked.

My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you." "You are such a cop." "Tell me about it.

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.