The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.

Cupcake , you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you

Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.

You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills," I said. "I just enter. I don't usually break." "You broke down Pitch's door." "Lost my temper." -Ranger and Stephanie

He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush." Mary Lou Molnar

My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action." -Ranger and Stephanie

You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens," Grandma said.