Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself? ...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself." Right. Thank you, Mrs. Detweiler. I never would have come to that conclusion by myself. I was planning on incorporating a backflip into my next walk across the classroom but on second thought.

New York is a nice place." "If you like concrete, crowds, and that claustrophobic, closed-in feeling.

The next level. As though dating were a computer game.

As if finding a guy to solve your problems isn't a contradiction of terms.

Perhaps selling your children, your future, just happened one bad decision at a time.

That's the magic of books. They're never quite the same for any two people. When you read one, you automatically make it your own.