No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.
Like Robin Hood....Not real, but true.
Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties.
You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.
But that's how life is. You never know how it's going to turn out, and you can't plan for everything. You just have to do your best dealing with things as they come and hope people forgive you when you make a mistake.
Happy people are rarely interesting.