What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.
Happy people are rarely interesting.
Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there.
I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.
The key to happiness - as any good fairy godmother will tell you - is not to avoid problems, but to overcome them.
New York is a nice place." "If you like concrete, crowds, and that claustrophobic, closed-in feeling.