Wishes are powerful things. You can't expect them to change the world without changing you too.

That's the thing about the internet. It's really good at giving you pointless facts like how many horses a star owns, but not important things like how to invade his trailer.

You can't wish for more wishes or for vague generalities like happiness that are impossible to grant. Your wish has to be something specific enough that I can use my wand to make it happen. Oh, and recently there's been a ban on inserting yourself into the Twilight series. The Cullens are tired of different teenage girls pinging into their story every time they turn around.

As if finding a guy to solve your problems isn't a contradiction of terms.

I didn't bother to explain about the glitter in my hair. I figured they could think it was a family trait. We all glittered, just like the Cullens in Twilight.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.

Perhaps selling your children, your future, just happened one bad decision at a time.