Wishes are powerful things. You can't expect them to change the world without changing you too.

You can't wish for more wishes or for vague generalities like happiness that are impossible to grant. Your wish has to be something specific enough that I can use my wand to make it happen. Oh, and recently there's been a ban on inserting yourself into the Twilight series. The Cullens are tired of different teenage girls pinging into their story every time they turn around.

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself? ...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.

Perhaps selling your children, your future, just happened one bad decision at a time.

The only wishes that will ever change you are the kind that may, at any moment, eat you whole.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself." Right. Thank you, Mrs. Detweiler. I never would have come to that conclusion by myself. I was planning on incorporating a backflip into my next walk across the classroom but on second thought.

What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.