Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit of returning to the magical realm with atrocious grammar. They can't seem to shake the phrases "watever" and "no way," and they insert the word like into so many sentences that the other elves start slapping them...and for no apparent reason occasionally call out the name Edward Cullen.
Janette RallisonThat's the magic of books. They're never quite the same for any two people. When you read one, you automatically make it your own.
Janette RallisonAt first it upset me to realize how many people are, at heart, selfish. Now I take that in stride, but people's loneliness still gets to me.
Janette RallisonAren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself? ...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.
Janette Rallison