Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

Adults are constantly telling teenagers that it's what's on the inside that matters. It's always painful to find out that adults have lied to you.

Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren't around when a woman starts peeling apart her heart.

The only wishes that will ever change you are the kind that may, at any moment, eat you whole.

New York is a nice place." "If you like concrete, crowds, and that claustrophobic, closed-in feeling.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.