Goose neck is a delicacy. You have to at least try it. In fancy restaurants people pay up to fifty dollars a plate for this stuff.' And at our house we were force-fed it for free. Just another irony of life.

Perhaps I wasn't going crazy after all. Perhaps I was just becoming a writer.

At first it upset me to realize how many people are, at heart, selfish. Now I take that in stride, but people's loneliness still gets to me.

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

That's the thing about the internet. It's really good at giving you pointless facts like how many horses a star owns, but not important things like how to invade his trailer.

The key to happiness - as any good fairy godmother will tell you - is not to avoid problems, but to overcome them.

Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there.