Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there.

I've pursued dreams and achieved them, but I don't think anybody should think their life is incomplete if they don't follow some dream. Happiness doesn't come from achievements, or money, or any sort of treasure. Happiness is a frame of mind, not a destination. It's appreciating what you've got and building relationships with those around you.

The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes.

I bet you Cinderella didn't get along with Prince Charming's friends. Oh sure, the knights and barons probably put up with her on account that she was pretty and had such dainty feet and all, but you should know every duchess and contess in the kingdom hated her guts.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.

Goose neck is a delicacy. You have to at least try it. In fancy restaurants people pay up to fifty dollars a plate for this stuff.' And at our house we were force-fed it for free. Just another irony of life.