Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there.

I bet you Cinderella didn't get along with Prince Charming's friends. Oh sure, the knights and barons probably put up with her on account that she was pretty and had such dainty feet and all, but you should know every duchess and contess in the kingdom hated her guts.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

You can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother.

Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties.

That's the magic of books. They're never quite the same for any two people. When you read one, you automatically make it your own.

Wishes are powerful things. You can't expect them to change the world without changing you too.