It's what I do well - I write about things that make people uncomfortable. That's probably the only thing I do better than my peers.

I bought all my friends guitars and I had a good time with my money. But then one day the IRS came knocking.

I think one of the reasons musicians keep doing what they do and writers keep doing what they do, is that we're totally unsuited for anything else. And I for one am much too lazy.

I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

I've always been an avid reader. If I don't have a book in the car, I'll stop and pick one up just to have something to read. I don't even remember learning to read.

The money when you're having a hit is great, but money can be taken from you. What can't be taken from you is the talent and the effect your work has.

I gave guitar lessons. I tried to join bands. My mom always said it was obvious that nothing was going to stop me.