It's not what isn't, it's what you wish was that makes unhappiness.

If you've got a today, don't wear it tomorrow. Tomorrow never happens. It's all the same day.

Hippies believe the world could be a better place. Beatniks believe things aren’t going to get better and say the hell with it, stay stoned and have a good time.

Texas is OK if you want to settle down and do your own thing quietly, but it's not for outrageous people, and I was always outrageous.

You're only as much as you settle for. If they settle for being somebody's dishwasher that's their own f***ing problem. If you don't settle for that and you keep fighting it, you know, you'll end up anything you want to be.

Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer.

In my insides, it really hurts if someone doesn't like me. It's silly.