Democracy means that if this man,you Miss and I will be trapped on an island, we having a majority of votes will decide that you have to sleep with us. That's the Democracy. And with 2/3 votes we can even put that in the constitution.

Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes cleverer.

The Building of European Commission would be perfect for a brothel.

A jump from the sixth floor is definitely more harmful than taking heroin, yet we don't forbid building sixth floors.

Saying you are a patriot is not enough - you have to be one.

I am for joining a free trade zone. The European Union is not such zone, but a zone of raging bureaucracy which stears every hectolitre of wine, and every tone of beef.

Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him.