The Building of European Commission would be perfect for a brothel.

Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes cleverer.

Nobody is sure of his life, property and health when the parliament deliberates.

A jump from the sixth floor is definitely more harmful than taking heroin, yet we don't forbid building sixth floors.

Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him.

[Women] Inferior? Superior! I am sexist, of course.

Fascism is not [only] squads of the SA or the Blackshirts marching on the streets. Fascism is officials, in uniforms ordering what is capitalist supposed to do with "his" factory, and how he should father "his" children and occasionally - how many Jews (or anti-Semites) should be sent to Auschwitz.