The Building of European Commission would be perfect for a brothel.

A jump from the sixth floor is definitely more harmful than taking heroin, yet we don't forbid building sixth floors.

I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well.

Democracy means that if this man,you Miss and I will be trapped on an island, we having a majority of votes will decide that you have to sleep with us. That's the Democracy. And with 2/3 votes we can even put that in the constitution.

Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes cleverer.

A scientist who writes for a grant has to write subpar papers - so that the grant giver will understand what the paper is about.

Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes.