Socialists try to convince us that the tea becomes sweet not because of sugar, but because of mixing.

A scientist who writes for a grant has to write subpar papers - so that the grant giver will understand what the paper is about.

Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes cleverer.

But please remember, that in 1991 in the Sejm [lower chamber of polish parliament] I didn't demand the abolishment of Special Economic Zones. I demanded the creation of a single Special Economic Zone - which would encompass the whole country!

Prisons are the universities of the opposition.

When in organism there are cancer cells, they have to be removed, not helped because they're "so young" and "so creative".

Socialism is a monster which will die.