Happiness is like the weather. Sometimes it’s rainy, sometimes it’s sunny, and you gotta just go through and accept what’s there in front of you.

I fail enough and I beat myself up enough. I don't need anybody else to do it for me.

I’ve always liked Saturn. But I also have some sympathy for Pluto because I heard it’s been downgraded from a planet, and I think it should remain a planet. Once you’ve given something planetary status it’s kind of mean to take it away.

I understand that coffee and cigarettes are cool, fashionable and all that. But agree the tea with cookies still taste better.

Thank God for the Italians, the most forgiving people of the world. And they sing so loud you can barely hear the music!

So I'm wearing that today. And I wore it yesterday, too. Maybe I'll wear it tomorrow. I just collect stuff, I guess.

Follow your dreams.No matter what