Pornography takes all the reality out of sex and Disney does that to family life.

I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.

Hollywood is called Hollywood, but holly doesn't grow there. Right from the start it's based on a lie. But it's a very seductive lie, and we're still entranced by it.

I appreciate people who try and use language in an interesting way.

For TV you also get those pre-interviews when researchers ask you what you're going to say. The pre-interview drives me insane. If they've already decided the outcome, why don't I just hand in an essay? Maybe if we talk we'll find something out. I'd rather just have an awkward pause.

I'm always amazed by people who blog all the time and tweet all the time, and still get things done. I don't know how they do it.

In a song you can kind of stage-manage everything so that it puts you in a good light. And once a song is recorded, it always performs well.