Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.

Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.

God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.

I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do.

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.