Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.

The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God.

God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.

Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!

Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a follower of Christ.