Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.
Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown
Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!