Acting is not terribly important work, and I have always felt a bit of guilt about pursuing something that is so selfish. I love doing it, but it is never something that feels like it's going to change or save the world.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.

It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.

I would work with any one of them again in a heartbeat because it was joyous and incredibly easy.

Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

There is no community service in Seinfeld. But rather than lauding that, I think it shows the insane banality of it.