The actress (Heidi Swedberg) is this wonderful girl, and ... I love her! i couldn't figure out how to play off of her. Her instincts for doing a scene - where the comedy was - and mine were always misfiring.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star.

Well, let's put in this way, I grew up in West New York, New Jersey.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.