Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

We made a deal that was acceptable to us. We got paid very handsomely for our final season.

Even when I was an actor in training, one criticism my teachers had was that I should think about directing instead of acting because the best actors see the material they’re working on through blinders. They can’t see anything but their role. I could never really do that.

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

But one sets of grandparents lived on Davidson Avenue in the Bronx and one lived in Manhattan and I had an aunt and uncle in Queens, so in my heart I was a New Yorker.

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my sons school overcome a learning disability.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.