Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

Acting is not terribly important work, and I have always felt a bit of guilt about pursuing something that is so selfish. I love doing it, but it is never something that feels like it's going to change or save the world.

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

Well, let's put in this way, I grew up in West New York, New Jersey.

Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star.

Even when I was an actor in training, one criticism my teachers had was that I should think about directing instead of acting because the best actors see the material they’re working on through blinders. They can’t see anything but their role. I could never really do that.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.