Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

Israel is near and dear to my heart

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

Life and families and babies are all joyous gifts. But if we do not begin to truly account for our numbers, we will surely create an ecological crisis that will only lead to anguish and despair.

Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b a great candidate.

I think with challenge comes a little more fun.