I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.

The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.

Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star.

Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

There is no community service in Seinfeld. But rather than lauding that, I think it shows the insane banality of it.

Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b a great candidate.