I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

Acting is not terribly important work, and I have always felt a bit of guilt about pursuing something that is so selfish. I love doing it, but it is never something that feels like it's going to change or save the world.

Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b a great candidate.

Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.