I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.
I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.
I'm married. I'm not attracted to any other woman, ever.
Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds.
Something about being projected on a 70 foot screen makes you more attractive and appealing to the opposite sex, which is pretty scary.
People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school