I like to think what I bring to the table is kind of a sympathetic and endearing quality, even while I'm playing outcasts or characters that end up in outlandish situations.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.

I'm married. I'm not attracted to any other woman, ever.

Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds.

Something about being projected on a 70 foot screen makes you more attractive and appealing to the opposite sex, which is pretty scary.

People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school