Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds.

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

I'd like to do more dramatic roles but I would never give up comedy to do it. I've seen a lot of actors that do a complete 180 degrees and say: "I'm done with comedy, I want to be taken seriously." I take my comedy very seriously and I want to be taken seriously because of my comedy. I think it's more fun for me. I enjoy laughing and attempting to make people laugh. So I'd like to do more drama but I'd never do the 180 thing.

I'd like to get more involved in that world. I'm better when I'm teamed up with an experienced writer - when I potentially have someone guiding me. But I'm getting involved and I'm learning a lot.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

The truth is that, after 30 years old, men still masturbate. There are still sexual problems that arise for guys.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.