Well, I'm never happier than when I'm acting.

Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles?

In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes

But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

Like anyone who goes to college, you're leaving a familiar surrounding and a comfortable environment and your friends and everything, and you're starting fresh. It can be pretty daunting.

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.