My position now, especially in this town, adds an element of skepticism with people you meet - especially girls. I mean, it becomes a lot more difficult.

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I think there's a lack of really, really good funny scripts out there that work on all the levels that they're supposed to - which is to say that they're not just funny but they have interesting characters that people are going to like and be invested in. I've done a bunch of movies that haven't worked but I like to think I've done some that have worked and that's because not only is the comedy there but the characters and storylines are interesting. The characters are real and relateable and people were invested in them.

Stuff with a group, stuff where there are other people around, I'll try that.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

The truth is that, after 30 years old, men still masturbate. There are still sexual problems that arise for guys.