You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

Like anyone who goes to college, you're leaving a familiar surrounding and a comfortable environment and your friends and everything, and you're starting fresh. It can be pretty daunting.

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

The truth is that, after 30 years old, men still masturbate. There are still sexual problems that arise for guys.

Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles?

In high school, I got picked on. It's funny that I got tormented for what I'm doing now - the acting thing. People would see me in a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day at school. Kids would say, 'Hi, TV Boy.' They heckled. I never got beat up.

Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds.