I came to America so that I could work with the best and be the best.

I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other.

I've had some offers from furries - people that want to have sex with dudes in furry suits. I've had some interesting requests. There's some great fans.

My dad was in the army so we moved around a lot and I changed schools every year and had to make new friends, and I found that if I was the funny guy I could do that easier.

Sometimes girls would come in and audition and they'd talk down, and it was like, "No, no, talk to the human eye level."

I do have a couple of pets, but I am determined to keep them out of the media spotlight.

To open the majority of peoples' minds to something new is difficult. I always think that, as long as it's funny underneath, then you can argue that a teaspoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.