All a skeptic is is someone who hasn't had an experience yet.

Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a nice digital clock, and she never saw an apparition again.

All a skeptic is is someone who hasn't had an experience yet.

We are firm believers of the paranormal, but we believe over 80 percent of all claims can be disproved.

We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again.

If your cat's speaking Latin, you might have a problem.