Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest.
Jason SegelThe first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically.
Jason SegelA man can certainly be a Muppet. Being a Muppet is a state of mind. It's about finding that little part of you that's unique, and not being embarrassed by it, but cherishing it.
Jason SegelThere is a little bit of hubris to want to change the past. It implies that you know better - that things didn't happen the way that they were supposed to.
Jason Segel