Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.

If it's achievement that you place your value in, you're never going to achieve enough. If it's power, you always need to wield power over others. If it's money, you'll never be rich enough. But if you do something and are a part of what is happening, then you're always in it and it's always enough.

A man can certainly be a Muppet. Being a Muppet is a state of mind. It's about finding that little part of you that's unique, and not being embarrassed by it, but cherishing it.

Our job is to become OK with who we are and what our life has been - and keep enduring.

Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

I'm better looking in person.