I have always felt like romantic comedies are incredibly predictable. You look at the poster and you know those two are ending up together at the end of the movie.

Honestly, I have come to believe that everything is in the order it's in for a reason. I am happy with who I am today.

There is a little bit of hubris to want to change the past. It implies that you know better - that things didn't happen the way that they were supposed to.

The narrative of our lives is a total construct. We get to choose what that is. That is something I've realized as I've gotten older. I have a lot of choices about the story that I'm telling myself about my life. So where do I find meaning?

People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men.

The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically.

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.