I was a straight man long before I knew what it was called. I was just the boring one.

I haven't really had too many bosses. Any bad boss I had probably was because I was a bad employee.

[You're voice acting] and you're screaming and yelling you can't help but sort of physicalize things. The next day I'm usually sore in some weird part of my body.

A lot of improvisation ends up being about just thinking outside of the box in the scene. It's not improvisation as much as it is quickness or making it real.

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

When somebody listens and laughs, you're always in better shape than when you're with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they're looking at you because they're mad that they didn't say it or something. It's hard to handle that.