โฆTell me, has anything odd happened to you recently? What do you mean, odd?' Unusual. Deviating from the customary. Something outside the usual parameters of normalcy. An occurrence of unprecedented weird.
Jasper FfordeEverything comes to an end. A good bottle of wine, a summerโs day, a long-running sitcom, oneโs life, and eventually our species. The question for many of us is not that everything will come to an end but when. And can we do anything vaguely useful until it does?
Jasper FfordeTo espresso or to latte, that is the question...whether 'tis tastier on the palate to choose white mocha over plain...or to take a cup to go. Or a mug to stay, or extra cream, or have nothing, and by opposing the endless choice, end one's heartache.
Jasper FfordeI've got six months to sort out the hackers, get the Japanese knotweed under control and find an acceptable form of narcissus.
Jasper FfordeI have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.
Jasper FfordeA missing arm might ruin your symmetry. Personal asymmetry where I come from is a big taboo and brings great shame on the family and sometimes even the whole village." "Do you then have to kill yourself over it or something?" "Goodness me, no! The family and village just have to learn to be ashamed--and nuts to them for being so oversensitive.
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