We were developing a machine that used egg white, heat and sugar to synthesize methanol when a power surge caused an implosion. Owens was meringued. By the time we chipped him out the poor chap had expired.

The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt.

Lesson one in time travel, Thursday. First of all, we are all time travellers. The vast majority of us manage only one day per day.

Anything devised by man has bureaucracy, corrpution and error hardwired at inception.

There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man.

Sometimes I don't know whether I'm thening or nowing.

Writing is a subtle art that is reached mostly by self-discovery and experimentation.