Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.

Agents and publishers only want one thing - good writing.

Mr. Pewter led them through to a library, filled with thousands of antiquarian books. 'Impressive, eh?' 'Very,' said Jack. 'How did you amass all these?' 'Well,' said Pewter, 'You know the person who always borrows books and never gives them back?' 'Yes...?' 'I'm that person.

True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good - and we all know how rare that is.

A surfeit of information often hides an untruth,” he said, with annoying clarity.

It took me ten years and seven books to bag an agent - it took me that long to start writing good.

The fun one can have writing books about books is limitless, to be honest.