Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.

We were developing a machine that used egg white, heat and sugar to synthesize methanol when a power surge caused an implosion. Owens was meringued. By the time we chipped him out the poor chap had expired.

I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.

I've never been averse to a little risk - after all, writing without risk is not really writing at all. Sometimes one has to just let fly with a high concept piece and see where the pieces fall. As it generally turns out, the central story is familiar, but just with different rules of engagement.

Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?